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Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
If they fucking find us, does that mean it’s dick-fil-a home delivery?
homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”
mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’
“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”
“shit. let’s be santa”
“i’m 13 u egg”
That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.
Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting
“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”
Kick it barak
TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM
My personal favorite:
time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage
KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA?
KANAYA: No
KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.
“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh
“This is exactly why babies shouldn’t be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols”
God launders in mysterious ways.
today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.
KARKAT: HOW BULLSHIT IS IT THAT WE”RE PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY ASSHOLES LEFT WHO CANT FLY?
KANAYA: It Really Is Such Bullshit.
These two images are part of an exhibit that was on display, I believe. Well, just out of a whim (and c’mon I love these pics), I took another look at them and
“By wearing the ring on the fourth finger of the left hand, a married couple symbolically declares their eternal love for each other. In Western cultures, a wedding ring is traditionally worn on the ring finger.”
YOU BOYS WANNA EXPLAIN THIS TO ME?
Mosquitoes are the real vampires because they drink blood and kill people. Bats eat mosquitoes but almost never bite humans. Therefore bats are the real vampire hunters.
I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
I raise u
A challenger approaches…
Two male tyrannosaurs are circling each other.
British Man: Well if it isn’t breeding season for the American Tyrannosaur. We find two males butting heads over a female.
The males make cuffing noises at each other.
British Man: We’re in for quite a treat. You may think as the largest carnivores around they’d be ready to go at each other. But why waste your life when you’ve got nothing else to worry about?
The males start flapping their small arms, displaying at eah other furiously.
British Man: They can display for hours sometimes, until the loser slinks away. Nothing hurt but his pride.
The smaller one turns away with a huff and trots off.
British Man: And to the victor goes the spoils.
The winner starts walking toward the female, who flashes her arm feathers. The male stops.
British Man: Sorry old boy, looks like the dates off.
mordekarl